Thor.
"Father I don't know how I am going to do this without mjoilner"
"Are you the god of hammers? or the God of Lightning.
"Are you the god of hammers? or the God of Lightning.
by B-Monkey Obama January 29, 2021

Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers
by Jaytime October 11, 2019

Someone who looks like they're carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders, is very upset, or having a really bad day. A bag of hammers is heavy and cumbersome. Thus, the "weight of the world" on your shoulders.
by Appoggiatura March 26, 2019

A sex position very similar to doggy-style, but with two they/not them's. Strap-ons are not allowed and if there is no penis involved, too bad.
Mason: Yeah, Todd and I Austin Hammered last night.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.
by OMG YOUR COCK IS SO GIRTHY AND September 7, 2021

Making this due to all the wrong answers posted.
A 'Velvet Hammer' is a MAN who has the ability to beat someone senseless, but acts and dresses like an eloquent gentleman rather than a normal thug.
Somewhat similar to the 'Cultured Thug'
A 'Velvet Hammer' is a MAN who has the ability to beat someone senseless, but acts and dresses like an eloquent gentleman rather than a normal thug.
Somewhat similar to the 'Cultured Thug'
"That gentleman in the Armani suit turned out to be a real Velvet Hammer whenever that big brawl broke out in the club."
by Jackyjim January 8, 2022

Wait for your girl to be fully asleep, then gently slide in her, undetected, giving her the ol' Bunker-Buster. Once the payload has been delivered, shout-out the code words "The Ham is in the Sammich", signifying the mission is complete.
I pulled off Operation Midnight Hammer with the ol' lady last night, and gave her the ol' Bunker-Buster.
by El Guapo Blanco June 22, 2025

by TipsWasTaken September 15, 2017
