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James Goat

Spanish name for someone who's torpe (clumsy), cabra (goat) and tonto (silly) but at the same time is completly awesome.
"Omg, Ryan is such a James Goat!"
"You're the goat on James Goat."
by Ofthewhitesea November 14, 2015
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goat fence

Code word for illicit substances (weed, shrooms, etc) usually used by urban farmers/modern country folk.
My friend is driving down to Ann Arbor to pick up some primo goat fence for our small farm's harvest gathering party next weekend!
by Bumbledick November 30, 2015
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communist goat

A funny, yet awesome term (oft. used by young children) for a disobedient, annoying goat.
Goat: (Starts yowling and continues being a spaz)
Child: STOP IT, COMMUNIST GOAT!!!!
by Mr. Makuniru January 28, 2016
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goat worm

A worm that attacks the body while your sleeping by crawling into the nipples and produces milk. Making it seem like one boob (or moob) bigger then the other. Its called goat worm because when the milk is extracted it smells like goat milk.
Damn i got goat worm
by go fuck yourself youre welcome February 28, 2016
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goat

by goatedthat November 17, 2018
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shop goat

An employee who performs all the demeaning but no less important tasks at their place of employment. This person is usually young, obedient, and malleable. They are "yes" people who know where everything is, and posses a "lifer" like disposition. Their wage is considered overhead because when overly busy, they accomplish too many different types of tasks and jobs in one day to be categorized to any specific Work Order to be billed. A Shop Goat is usually dirty and sweaty from working hard. They are usually made from high school drop-outs or fatherless children. They are usually easily taken advantage of and will perform the lowest of tasks unrelated to The Company such as feeding the dog (in reference to their employers pets).
I'm not sure why Johnnie continues to put up with his job when they don't value Him, they just need a shop goat. His potential is pigeonholed!
by Oven Mitt Fur December 1, 2018
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turning an old Volvo into a goat

We're turning an old Volvo into a goat at Eunice's party tonight. I hear that Bob and Mortimer are participating.
by Frauleinbird December 8, 2018
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