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Fred Pork

(noun)
1. John Pork's grand-uncle
2. Someone who regularly letexiers
by Femboyz fr December 13, 2025
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FEDEXUAL

Sexually attracted to reliability, tracking numbers, and anything that promises “overnight delivery.” Gets turned on by words like “package,” “handling,” and “out for delivery.”
“They’re not needy—they’re fedexual. Consistency, firm boxes, and a guaranteed arrival time really do it for them.”
by Dani&Rick December 15, 2025
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Federal Ass Whooping

noun

A severe, crushing punishment, defeat, or set of consequences—typically one delivered or enforced by federal authorities, U.S. government agencies (such as the FBI, IRS, DOJ, or ICE), patriotic citizens, national law enforcement, or the full weight of the federal system—implying repercussions that are far more serious, inescapable, and overwhelming than ordinary or local retribution.

The phrase frequently appears in FAFO (“Fuck Around and Find Out”) scenarios, where individuals or groups provoke or challenge federal power and subsequently “find out” through aggressive legal, investigative, or physical enforcement actions.

The term blends the vulgar idiom “ass whooping” (a thorough beating, literal or figurative) with “federal” to underscore the immense resources, authority, and inescapability of national government intervention, often invoked as a warning in political, protest, or defiance-related contexts.
“That Antifa guy spat on a federal agent and caught a federal ass whooping he earned—classic FAFO moment.”

“Cross those lines from those Americans and you’ll catch a federal ass whooping from the them—pure FAFO.”
by Va Jay Jay Sinz January 10, 2026
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zoo feeder

n. to be able to feed the animals in a zoo by releasing gasious substances from inside ones rectum and filtrating it through the atmosphere until it evolves down the food chain to a suitable level
by Prophet Mech January 20, 2004
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Forceful Fred

When your girl doesn't really want to and you initiat physical play that eventually turns into insertion.
My girl wasn't really trying to last night, but I got her to fight a lil and it all worked out. Lil forceful fred.
by RojoLoco January 23, 2009
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Guds Fred

Norweigan for "God's Peace". Often use to close a greeting card or letter.
by norweigan sensation April 19, 2010
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frosty fred

Like a root beer float, but with hot chocolate instead of root beer.
Shall I add some ice cream to your hot chocolate and make it a frosty fred?
by DustySandal July 14, 2010
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