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by iminhellplshelpahhh July 8, 2024

Gladys 'Jose-Finale' Woodstock: The Fourth Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gladys 'Jose-Finale' Woodstock: The Fourth Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

I Am Free Finally (02/03/2025)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Free Finally (02/03/2025)

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025

Theory of Global Financialization

The theory that the global economy has shifted from producing things to trading claims on things, with finance becoming not just a sector of the economy but its dominant logic. Under financialization, companies exist less to make products and more to generate shareholder value; housing becomes an investment vehicle rather than a place to live; and every aspect of life—education, health care, even relationships—gets turned into something that can be bought, sold, and securitized. The theory of global financialization explains why your rent keeps rising even though your wages don't, why your student loans are owned by three different investment firms, and why it feels like everything is a transaction now. Because it is.

Example: "She learned about the theory of global financialization and suddenly understood why her hospital bill was incomprehensible, why her landlord was a corporation she'd never meet, and why her retirement savings were invested in companies that were actively making the world worse. Everything was finance now. Nothing was just itself anymore. She felt very small and very angry."

by Dumu The Void February 15, 2026

Gabriel Inglesia Is The Final Boss Of The Latinx Gang.

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Zero: Gabriel Inglesia Is The Final Boss Of The Latinx Gang.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 16, 2025

Gabriel Inglesias Are The Final Boss Of The Latinx Gang.

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Zero: Gabriel Inglesias Are The Final Boss Of The Latinx Gang.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 16, 2025

Mongolian esports finalist

Take two Nintendo™ switch pro controllers, and two players. one controller up the ass and one up the urethra (can ALSO be up their ass if male), take another controller and play a game of smash bros (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice.) (Players can raise the stakes by having the commentators give them footjobs.) Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).

Ex. “Man, that guy pissed me off, so me and my gay best friend gave him the Mongolian esports finalist.” “Naturally, we won.”

by The_angriest_aztec March 4, 2025