dingleberries

dried up unwiped pieces of crap that cling to the hairs in between someone's ass cheeks.

Yo Rock you need to wash your ass so you can get rid of those dingleberries.

by vinman94 December 23, 2007

Dingler

Someone, typically a female, with the kindest of hearts. They have been known for their rak, or random acts of kindness. One Dingler was recently sited assisting 5 young gentleman on their quest to freedom at no expense to them. When asked if she would desire some form of payment for her actions, she humbly declined.

Karl: Wow that girl was really nice.

Jacob: Yeah, she is a Dingler.

by Karl Marx the Second May 2, 2010

Dirty dingleberryslam

The act of cutting off ones dingleberries, and taping them to your face. You then rip'em off again, fry em, take a louisville slugger, have em pitched by the one who owns the dingles, and bat em into a crowd of young school girls...

The little girl told me that I have big ears. I went to her mothers house, cut off her pointy dingleberries, and gave her daughter a dirty dingleberryslam

by DirtySeanP October 27, 2007

dingleberry

its when you shit and poop gets caught in your asshair and hardens.

a dingleberry can go unnoticed

by dbone January 5, 2006

Dangle

The second of the three known stages of a human penis. Suceeding the dingle, Dangle is the phase in which the penis grows a bit in girth and length and resembles a boiled ball park frank. It does not have enough strength to sustain its own weight, so it hangs diagonally and swings a little. This phase is achieved with increasing sexual stimulation.

Dude! I was totally feelin' on Sally's tits, and had a sweet progresive Dangle goin'. But then her Grandma walked in and I lost it.

by Jow Blob September 26, 2007

diglet

the action of a stiff bowel movement of nearly penetrating the comfort of soiling oneself

*pokemon inspired
*similar to the term prairie doggin

Hot diglets!

Ohh man, I have diglets popping right out of my ass!

by Adrian Martinez May 20, 2004

dangles

the act of being the sickest man anywhere. you snipe any chick you want. ripped to perfection you know no boundaries because your the biggest Bobby big wheeler in the club

man did you see my brother bring that hot girl home last night
ya man hes a fucking dangler
one day i hope to have dangles like him

by sickstercheesymcstyles April 16, 2008