Chub Crush

A chub crush is also known as have a crush on a chubby or overweight person.

Oh, I know! I have SUCH a chub crush on him.

by MissJEM August 20, 2010

Lunar Crush

The name given to the crush you have on someone who lives very far away.

Yes Aurora I have a lunar crush on you, butterflies do drop by for visits every now and then.

by ZombieCosmonaut May 10, 2011

crush post

When you run across another gushy definition for a first name and it's obvious that someone only posted that because they're crushing on a person with said name.

Justin:

So sexy! Amazing! (etc.) More crush posting following...

by Heironymous Bosche May 23, 2011

Crushes My Smokes

Some sort of activity, indulgent, or event that get's you excited.

or

Some activity or event that turns negatively and really effects your mood for the rest of the day/week/month.

"Man, Hockey Night In Canada "crushes my smokes" every time.

or

"Every time I go out with Daniel he gets so wasted, just "crushes my smokes" for the rest of the night.

by ChefDinger September 11, 2011

scholarly crush

well-educated in the area of communication studies, attractive looking and your stereotypical communication nerd, loves to read Foucalt and Neil Postman

A. I recognized that there are cultural shifts in television.

B. O my goodness you are so smart, i have a scholarly crush on you.

by damacommnerd November 21, 2010

Crushed Pepper

The act of non-consensual violent anal rape in a restauraunt bathroom of a straight male by a gay male.

Mike got a little crushed pepper from the waiter at Gordon Biersche after the hockey game last night. He was so happy...or was he?

by Finley029 October 2, 2008

O.C. Crushed

O.C. Orange County Crushed: An older (usually rich, cougar-type) woman characterized by plastic surgery gone awry or the result of horrific surgical choices like perky double ds on a 50-year-old.

Did you see that cougar? She's been O.C. crushed! Code blue--get Dr. 90210!

by Oregontrials April 1, 2009