When your wife pulls the possum butt plug out of your ass and shoved it straight in your mouth, whilst she squeals like a possum.
by Red Neck Devil May 4, 2023
Get the Dirty Coffee mug.When you drink coffee thats sat out for a few days, maybe even a week, and there is a boat load of flys maggots ect. ready for you to drink!
Damn Son, that coffee's a couple days old, you really want to drink that shit?
Dad its fly coffee, at least Im getting protein!
Dad its fly coffee, at least Im getting protein!
by 8bitmodern January 12, 2020
Get the Fly Coffee mug.An alcoholic drink containing
-1 shot of vodka
-1 shot of eggnog schnapps
-1 shot of original monster energy
-1/2 can of Dr Pepper
It may sound bad but it’s surprisingly good
-1 shot of vodka
-1 shot of eggnog schnapps
-1 shot of original monster energy
-1/2 can of Dr Pepper
It may sound bad but it’s surprisingly good
by Memely_dayz March 19, 2021
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Get the california coffee pot mug.A euphemism used by office workers when going to the pub to grab a pint (typically beer). Whilst drinking at work may be frowned upon, grabbing coffee with your fellow colleagues is widely socially acceptable. Hence English Coffee.
"English" can also be commonly replaced with "Russian" or "Irish", though these are considered less subtle and may blow one's cover.
"English" can also be commonly replaced with "Russian" or "Irish", though these are considered less subtle and may blow one's cover.
by salary man December 14, 2023
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Get the Texas coffee mug.An Iced Coffee is the epitome of sex.
For all you girls out there, have you ever been late to class, and all you can think about is how your day would be better if you had some iced coffee? I think about this often. However, don't we think the same way about sex. You'll be sitting in work, class, or just chilling in your room thinking about how if you had sex your day would be better. I have found a question in the human mind that perhaps no scientist has ever thought about but I need an answer.
The question is, Is Iced coffee the epitome of sex in these situations?
For all you girls out there, have you ever been late to class, and all you can think about is how your day would be better if you had some iced coffee? I think about this often. However, don't we think the same way about sex. You'll be sitting in work, class, or just chilling in your room thinking about how if you had sex your day would be better. I have found a question in the human mind that perhaps no scientist has ever thought about but I need an answer.
The question is, Is Iced coffee the epitome of sex in these situations?
by The Wonderer_69 June 25, 2021
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