Jam the Clam 

To put your boner into a girl's clam and rock that shit sideways

The act of jamming up a girl's clam with... Jam?

Mitch totally wants to jam the clam! Bruh

Jam the Clam by Jax0322 October 2, 2015

mongolian clam chowder 

A strain of headies you have just made up in an attempt to sell your bag for much more than what it's worth.

Fat Boy Danny was too concerned about keeping his clientel informed that it was in fact HE who supplyed the world weed. Meenwile the real suppliers had to come up with catchy names like mongolian clam chowder in an attempt to sell headies at outstanding prices.

mongolian clam chowder by Jay-Daggasourus July 8, 2006

J Clam 

a close group of girlfriends

All of J Clam needs to hang out tonight!!

J Clam by the C in J Clam January 7, 2008

Muddy Clam 

Performing oral sex on a girl while she is on her period.

My girl loves it when i give her a Muddy Clam!

Muddy Clam by jstwnbby34 November 22, 2011

gagging the clam 

yet another term for female masturbation where the vagina is depicted as a clam

"i walked in on my mom gagging the clam last night... \wrists"

gagging the clam by sam the darknesss February 24, 2009

Melts In Your Mouth, Not In Her Clam 

Fisting a girl with handful of M&M's and leaving them inside of her. Then having her stand up, over top of you, and push them out dropping into your mouth. Don't wait too long though, or it'll look more like 2 girls 1 cup.

I was right, it really melts in your mouth, not in her clam.

Melts In Your Mouth, Not In Her Clam by meat_salad December 4, 2009

Happy as a clam 

Joyful and contented, happy with life as it is because who doesn't want to be a vagina?

I've finished all my papers for the next 3 days, now I can go surfing. I'm as happy as a clam!

Dude: "You seem really chuffed with life and comfortable in your own skin."
Other Dude: "Hells yeah! Man, I'm as happy as a clam!"

Happy as a clam by defyNING November 5, 2013