Merry Christmas but Fuck you

Give people who just gave you worst presents.

Guy: here’s your present

Guy2: thank you
Guy: sike it’s none
Guy2: merry Christmas but Fuck you

by S0900 December 10, 2018

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Get the Merry Christmas but Fuck youmug.

dead christmas tree

When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively

Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree

Abbey: Same here 🎄

by G.D.Sanchez December 14, 2017

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Get the dead christmas treemug.

Little country town in south central Oregon where there’s vast fields of green. A destination where the locals know each other by name and famous for cowboy dinner tree. As old as time and sightseeing from beginning of time.

Don’t come here we don’t want you here.

Quit stealing stuff to, your pissing people off.

The sand dunes in Christmas Valley are super fun to ride on.

by Sagebrush Boy July 21, 2023

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Get the Christmas Valleymug.

Christmas

A strange fat man that lives in unlivable climate breaks into your house through the chimney then eats your food and drinks your milk and somehow can read your mind and knows what present to give you.

"It's Christmas John!"
"Is the fat man coming?"

by violet_frogg December 2, 2020

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