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California Countdown

You stick your finger up you little tiny butthole and then you stick it in someone's ear.
if you keep bad mouthin me i will give you a dirty California countdown you booty cheek.

California girls 

They are unforgettable, daisy dukes bikinis on top, sun kissed skin so hot it will melt your popsicle.
They are undeniable, fine, fresh, fierce, they have it on lock, they represent the west coast, now put your hands up.

California Gold Rush 

When a person gives someone an enema by pissing in their ass, causing them to violently release the mixture of piss and shit.
I gave my girlfriend a California Gold Rush and now I need to buy new sheets.

california breeze 

when an individuals buttocks are exposed to the open world. aka when someones booty crack is out you call that california breeze
“kyra feeling that California breeze💀”
“there’s that california breeze😹🙏”

California 

State where child porn is illegal, but art or animations of it is legal.
Hey, move here to California! We got... Legal CP art? Uh...
California by ControlledLust April 21, 2023

California Pickle 

A California Pickle is a sexual position which is used when a persos from California is rawdogging his partner and grabs his jar of pickled socks and shoves it in her mouth.
"Babe what is that stench?"

"Its the stench of mexican labor and freedom, the California Pickle!"