Queer/Trans Sex Bases

1st Base: Everything from the introductions through to sex. An average of 4 hours elapses between meeting and f*cking.

2nd Base: Unprotected sex. Rough and intense, light kinks such as name-calling, spanking, and slapping. Partner ideally interacts with ejaculate.

(2nd Date - Lesbians stereotypically move and co-habitate with a partner at this point)

3rd Base: More intense and specified kinks. Examples include bondage, impact/flogging, degradation, discipline, watersports, blood play, choking, ect...

4th Base: Less Mainstream Kinks such as pup play/training, roleplay SA fantasy, master/owner dynamic, scat, ect...

4th base might be true love 😆

Queer/Trans Sex Bases : Simile Comparing the bases in baseball as an incremental development of physical intimate activities from kissing upwards through differen levels of intercourse

He and I got properly messy for like six hours straight. Leashed and collared, burnt me-with-a-joint, almost choked me out, and coated my face. It was some fantastic Fourth Base shit, bud.

by OpelisJoking October 19, 2023

The Egyptian Horoscope Is Based Off Elephants

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The Egyptian Horoscope Is Based Off Elephants

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

6900th base

The act of sexual intercourse in your grandmother's bed. Little known fact, it's just weird unless it's also in a public area such as the Leaning Tower of Piza, Empire State Building, or some other tourist filled shithole.

Guy 1: I got to 6900th base last night!
Guy 2: No way! Where did you put your grandma's bed?
Guy 1: The Eiffel Tower!

Guy 3: That's so romantic Bro!

by Fyckboi72 August 7, 2017

5th Base

Bib... bib.

Anais: "Bib"
Everyone else: "Stfu Anais"
Anthony: "Bib"
Everyone else *Cheers*
Random redhead baddie: "Anthony take me to 5th base and call me bib pls"
Anthony: "No bib I only date bibs"

by Jaws on yo Baws March 2, 2021

base obv

Basically, obviously.
Used in acknowledgment of an obvious statement.

"That girl's shirt is so ugly."
"Base obv."

by withinmywill December 20, 2007

Amaze base

Short and totally rad way of saying "amazing basically"

Parachutes by coldplay is amaze base, except for yellow

by Thelongrilayhere April 22, 2022

303rd base

When you are fingering 3 Asian women with only two of your fingers while eating frootloops and having sex with a prostitute from down the block while at the same time getting butt raped by the entire Cleveland brows football team

Person one "Dude! I got to 303rd base last night!"
person two "303rd base?"
Person one *whispers meaning in ear*
Person two *shits pants*

by The logical answer March 29, 2015