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Matt is cappin. I am the GOAT.
by Whatugondo October 17, 2020
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He is a basic bitch who overthinks the complexities of the universe
"Did you watch Matts new video?"
"Yes, he kept on talking about how he was not a pop boy in punk clothing"
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A non-binary kid who is obsessed with anime and monster energy drinks. Matt is a bookworm and artsy shy kid.
Matt is my friend. Matt uses they/them pronouns
by -the-hoe November 11, 2021
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Girl 1: I need a matt
Girl 2: I could always get you 2% or skim
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Matt is the all powerful Mii. He can fight Shaggy at 100% power.
"Matt is eternal. Matt is undefeatable. All hail Matt."-Mahadma Ghandi 2019
by Robbie_Rotten_is_God February 05, 2019
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Matt is better at everything
Genesis= fail
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A guy who when you meet him will tell you that he is a sure thing, and then he will proceed to be the least sure thing ever in your life. He will tell you that you are special and rare and then make you feel like the most worthless nothing ever. He will make things up and lie to you just to avoid you. He wants nothing to do with you and will make that very clear. He will tell you that meeting you was the worst ten seconds of his life and that he would rather die than ever meet you again. Matt will seem to be different at first, but he is just like any other guy. He will break your heart into a million pieces and then stomp on it for no reason other than the fact that you liked him.
When I met Matt, he was one of the only guys who talked to me like I was a human being. I thought I liked him, but he started talking to me like I was a 2 dollar hooker. He traumatized me with the way he spoke to me.
by So I Thought December 22, 2024
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