Heart Attack Goalie

A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.

I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.

We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.

by TBels October 1, 2019

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lonely hearts day

Lonely hearts day is the day before valentine’s day (february 13th). On this day we all come together to realize valentine’s day is the day after in which we get to watch everyone’s happy valentine’s with their mediocre chocolates and remember no one will be buying us chocolate anytime soon. Not to be confused with broken hearts day which is the day after (february 15th) .

happy person in loving relationship: I can’t wait to celebrate Valentine’s day!

the rest of us: lol can’t relate i’ll be crying in the corner on lonely hearts day.

by averyhappyboy September 2, 2018

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Cold hearted ass nigga

A nigga who is cold hearted and doesn't care anymore what happends to him or what society throws at him

Dammm my nigga rob a cold hearted ass nigga now Damm...

by Lil idk January 15, 2023

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Washing Machine Heart

this is the lyrics to the song washing machine heart

Mitsuki : Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart
Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
audience : woooo wowwww i loved your song mitsuki
random ass possum : *possum noises*

by SlimeBoy6019 January 8, 2023

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