lava cake

the sexual act of eating someone’s ass, specifically black dudes while he has chronic diarrhea.

the lava cake was worse than i ever seen, but it still turned me on.

by the bald seagull October 28, 2019

speed caking

Speed Caking:

Purchasing multiple cakes with multiple people whether it be chocolate, cheese, raspberry, etc... taking a bite of one and rotating either to your right or left in a timely manner until each persons soul is completely satisfied with sugary goodness, and the plates are licked clean.

Last night at Cafe Intermezzo we speed caked into a sweet oblivion!

Speed caking = God's love for taste buds

by rDubs5 April 13, 2009

cake ass

someone with a nice ass

Man that girl has such a big ass. Its a cake ass

by koolaidrocks January 8, 2012

Crab Cakes

When a girl has crabs and a yeast infection, the yeast makes the cake and the crabs make the crab cake.

Crab cakes are disgusting.

by Eric Nelson January 26, 2008

lemon cake

n. It's what you say that you want when you don't know what you want.

I would like some lemon cake.

by The Coolest Man Alive May 17, 2006

schardt cake

The act of performing a bodily function of passing intestinal gas (flatus) via the anus, but unintentionally defecating on her chest.
Upon positioning yourself over the girl you must strategically place your anus towards her face then "unintentionally" defecate on her chest.

Angela loves schardt cake in the morning.

by esbestes May 20, 2007

cum cake

cake with cum instead of icing

that fat hoe ate all the cum cake

by reno April 17, 2005