When you shit in a rectangular mold and freeze it then forcefully shove it in your girlfriends mouth
by Tiny pickle April 1, 2022

Similar to a granola girl in that she generally likes being outside and being active but likes being conventionally attractive enough to never dirt bag it out of her van due to a lack of regular hot showers.
Mary is too tidy and pretty to be a granola girl. She'll go rock climbing on Saturday but still wants to look hot and get a martini with Chad on Sunday. She's more of a Luna bar girl.
by A-terrible-time December 23, 2021

Any HR workers dream. Slide them a broken chocolate bar and the keys to anything are instantly unlocked.
Jake: "I need to know some more about this new cashier." Tyrone: "Slide Donna in HR a broken chocolate bar!"
by TheNiggaSejeet August 8, 2015

a chocalatey- wafery mix made of win and rainbows. most known for the old commercials they would that were all like- "gimme a break, geimme a break, gimme a break o' that kit-kat bar!" ...*sigh*... the good ol' days... *sniff*
*sees a kit-kat bar* *glomp'd* later... "what? chocolate, wafers, on MY face?!?! psh- i dunno wtf your talkin bout.."
by rawr, poke January 29, 2009

A sex game. great at parties.
Wat u need:
1 mars bar(fun size will do) sum girls, sum guys.
Wat u do:
Get da mars bar and put it up da girls pussy and then da bloke has to eat the mars bar without using his hands (tung and teeth only). u hav 2 figure out ur own way 2 choose whose turn it is.
Fucking Awesome. play it
Wat u need:
1 mars bar(fun size will do) sum girls, sum guys.
Wat u do:
Get da mars bar and put it up da girls pussy and then da bloke has to eat the mars bar without using his hands (tung and teeth only). u hav 2 figure out ur own way 2 choose whose turn it is.
Fucking Awesome. play it
by tarzan February 24, 2004

by dustin wachachoco October 29, 2007

A way of testing the competence and or greatness of an individual that usually involves traversing a gauntlet of tasks put forth by the proctor of the test. Failure to complete the Jungle Bar Test would normally result in a revoking of social privileges and or life. Completing the Jungle Bar Test will result in the fulfillment of your wildest dreams, and or the gaining of originally unobtainable street cred.
"bra i don't care what you say you did, only way to prove anything is to take the Jungle Bar Test. Then shit be testified ."
by Dr. Strange-Love February 21, 2012
