Your mom

I like your mom :)

Wow I really like your mom!!!

by Idoweed January 12, 2022

your mom

your mom is a cat who sucks ur dad at night

your mom is used too cook and clean and do your dad at night

by your_mom_me October 3, 2021

Your mom

The answer to every question

Steve: what are we doing tomorrow

you: your mom

by Anonymous1102 December 17, 2018

Your Mom

That sexy bitch I be fucking.

"Hey who you be fucking?"

"Your Mom."

by anonymous May 25, 2022

Your Mom

what I'm doing tonight ;)

You: what are you doing later?

me: Your mom

by Fogreynix November 16, 2021

your mom

An ugly, fat whale who nobody likes, except for your dad.

Bob: holy shit your mom's fat
Joe: yeah, I knew that already

by Ben Dover #1 September 20, 2022

Your mom

I fucked her last night

Joe: Hey have you seen your mom lately
Tim: No why
Joe: Cause I fucked her last night

by CykoGhost July 14, 2022