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The Wedding Year

(n) the 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.
A single twenty somethings worst nightmare is the wedding year.
by DearUniverse July 16, 2016
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mom of the year

The woman who does the dumbest thing to her kid.

Also—this is the one who will most definitely NOT get mom of the year.
My kid had a broken arm for two weeks and I said “Stop Whining!”! Definitely mom of the year right here!
by Wilrn January 27, 2018
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harvest year

A year when literally many social icons and personal loved ones pass away within a short 12 month time-frame
The year of 2016 was a Harvest Year because of the passing way of celebrities like David Bowie, PRINCE, George Michael, Princess Leia and many more.
by Brenbat December 28, 2016
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30 years worth of peanuts

A journey within one's self in which you discover that all along he belonged to a turtle family from Westmininter Abbey.
I just had 30 years worth of peanuts.
by Polygenic Psoriasis January 11, 2017
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Balloon Dog Years scale

Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.

The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.

Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.

There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.
Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?

Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.

Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!
by PointedShrimpp January 29, 2017
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Year of diets

Where you do a different diet every month for a whole year
Oi do the year of diets with Hayden blackie
by Hayden blackie December 5, 2019
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unhappy new year

when it’s not 2020, it’s actually 2009 (the worst year of ur life) and ur SOBBING
it’s 2009 again!!! im screamimg!!!! it’s an unhappy new year!!!!!
by headless hotdog December 31, 2019
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