A collection of pornographic material used when masterbating. May be hard copy material, digital media or in some cases anaolog recorded media such as VHS tapes.
My computer hard drive crashed and not only did I lose my term paper, but my ENTIRE wank bank was wiped out too!
by Ojibwe October 2, 2007
Get the wank bankmug. the subtle art of making a partial fist then moving it up and down as if maturbating and saying "haha" sarcastically.
by lickmybuttyo June 4, 2011
Get the dismissive wankingmug. The act of placing the penis between your legs so that it protrudes behind you and then masturbating. You are then able to observe yourself in a mirror and it will look as if you have a minge. You may then imagine that this minge belongs to the female of your choice. This can be handy if no pornography is available and the bishop is asking for a bashing.
I had to wank last night and my wife had chucked all my porn. So I had a back wank and pretend I was looking at Kate Moss.
by Ben Gee July 27, 2007
Get the Back Wankmug. To wank masterbate over dangerous situations. Getting erect over being in trouble or in a car crash. When in pain, example having a knife stuck into you and having a wank over that.
Also known as 'DW'ing or having a 'DW'
Also known as 'DW'ing or having a 'DW'
Paul was in Woolworths in the Pic and Mix department and had a Danger Wank over the fact he was being watched by a mother and her child.
Steve stole an item of clothing from a shop to get the security guard to run after him. While was running, about to get caught, he had a danger wank.
Steve stole an item of clothing from a shop to get the security guard to run after him. While was running, about to get caught, he had a danger wank.
by Hobbit JT December 17, 2007
Get the Danger Wankmug. A posh wank is slang for a wanker who is wanking with a condom on. Whilst the condom itself does not make the wank posh. The wanker may raise their pinky finger whilst wanking therefor making it a posh wank. To make a posh wank more posh the wanker may drink some tea whilst wanking or the wanker may wear a top hat and monicle. Therefore making the wank more posh.
by MR_Sir March 9, 2018
Get the Posh wankmug. When a female pleasures themselves.
by Jess McMinn September 10, 2012
Get the Femi wankmug. Where a girl effectivley hugs the penis similar to the tit wank but with more cwtching. Similar to how a koala climbs a tree
by BlossomFM&TheWalrus November 24, 2009
Get the Koala Wankmug.