Stole My Waffle

to put a kink in someone's plans, ruin something for them, or wreck their day

I was all set to go home on Friday afternoon when my boss dumped a bunch of crap on me. He totally stole my waffle.

by jmrs January 15, 2011

Waffle turned spoon

Someone who changes opinion quickly, someone often looked down upon for not having any moral basis of opinion

Man that guy is such a waffle turned spoon

by Obviously correct April 12, 2023

blue waffle iron

The act of stuffing a women's blue waffle between ur butt cheeks and squeezing as hard as u can

"Dude I'm totally going to bring out the blue waffle iron on her tonight."

by IronMakezBest September 15, 2017

Cherry Waffle Stomps

When a menstruating female yanks out her tampon in a communal shower and stomps it down the grated drain.

Kristin was in a hurry to shower after the gym so she did the Cherry Waffle Stomps in the shower.

by Larry The Unstable Guy February 8, 2021

Homie waffle mix

How to address a homie that is wholesome and has always been there for you.

Why waffle mix? Because i said so.

Jack: hey greg i heard you needed sum cash *hands greg 50 bucks*
Greg: bruh thank you my homie waffle mix

by anonymous September 13, 2020

BUTTERING YOUR WAFFLE

WHEN A MAN REACHES CLIMAX AND EJACULATES INTO ALL THE CREVACES AROUND THE RECEIVERS VAGINA AND ASS...

BEING DEFINED WHEN I EJACULATED, I PULLED OUT AND CAME ALL OVER HER SO WELL IT WAS LIKE I WAS BUTTERING YOUR WAFFLE...

by ak powerstroker December 27, 2016

Barking at the Wood Waffle

Masturbating, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, beating off

Sorry I'm late, I was barking at the wood waffle.

by Ed the Trell January 5, 2019