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Who do you think you are, the CDC?

A retort to use on Karens who believe "iT's AlL a HoAx"
Karen: IT'S ALL A HOAX!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!111!!!!!ONE!!!!ONE!!!! I'M NEVER GETTING THE VACCINE BECAUSE IT HAS MICROCHIPS IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!ONEONEONE!!!!!!!!!
Person with brain cells: Who do you think you are, the CDC? Newsflash: you're not, so shut up, Karen 🙃
by Pialinist May 19, 2021
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People who talk shit about cross country

a few examples of People who talk shit about cross country are both of the people on page 8 of the Urban Dictionary page for "cross country"
by PissedAsHellRunner June 10, 2010
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A Guy who Really Cares about a Girl's Feelings

Girl: I'm looking for a guy who really cares about a girl's feelings, you know...
Guy: Ha. Luck with that.
by NinJay March 30, 2012
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the person who cut you off

Hold on, this little peice of shit just cut me off on the interstate! Can I legally open fire?!
Who is the person who cut you off?
I don't know, some dick in a new corvette.
by Racist Asian May 7, 2018
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if this is put on a mug all who read it bigga gay

This isn't a definition.

just... if someone buys it, they're gay.
peepo 1: *puts if this is put on a mug all who read it bigga gay on a mug*
peepo 2: now everyone who looks at that is gay. good job, retard.
by SZ ran out of chips November 8, 2018
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Who let you leave the house with all that cake

Who let you leave the house with all that cake? Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon. Hella A$$
by GlitzyG April 1, 2020
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you speak like a person who smells bad

The most hard hitting insult of All Time.
Person 1: You speak like a person who smells bad.
Person 2: Damn.
by pinjer October 5, 2018
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