Someone who can't stay still when it comes to boys. She jumps to the next lad faster than you turn the channel when a sex part comes on when you're watching with your parents. She can be nice but always quite bipolar. Often finds herself settling down with abusive boyfriends. Her known soulmate starts with a "C" and ends with "M" For example; Cal U Ham. Toni usually likes to be referred as Toni-oni. Her weaknesses are the smell of smurfs. She likes to impersonate Gargelmel. A lot.
by CalUHam June 13, 2018
Get the Tonimug. by toadrangler November 1, 2017
Get the Scraggly tonymug. A great person who face times you at 4:28 in the morning when you can’t sleep and reads urban dictionary names with you HES reallllll
by Tony dotarachi June 9, 2018
Get the tony dotarachimug. The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee."
El Chong Cuey is fearless... Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee."
by Caffeine Crusher January 13, 2025
Get the Tony El Chong Cueymug. A turtle character from the "SpongeBob SquarePants" universe, revealed in 2020 to be the long-sleeping inhabitant of Patrick’s rock house. This plot twist highlights the unexpected backstory of Patrick's home, as the series began during Tony's 30-year slumber, starting on May 1, 1999.
Did you hear about Tony? He’s the turtle who was actually living in Patrick’s rock the whole time! I can't believe they kept that twist under wraps for so long!
by Emotional Cruiser August 21, 2025
Get the Tonymug. by Mindofakind November 18, 2023
Get the Tony luckmug. by tonyhater911 June 1, 2021
Get the Tonymug.