Alaskan dumb ass that goes to California and thinks lubing up with crisco oil with give him a exceptional tan but finds out all it does is boil his skin in the sun with 2nd degree burns rendering him useless to his peers for nearly a month.
by Tony Crisco February 22, 2025
Get the Tony Criscomug. Tony is a sweet person who will always make you smile he laugh a lot and it is fun to hang out with he smile brings happiness if you’re a lucky person and he sees you as his girlfriend you’re very lucky Tony is a person who you can trust and would not like to lose he can keep a secret and play around with you he is a cute and handsome person and will always be by your side when you most need it
by Love ❤️ /(don’t be rude December 23, 2019
Get the Tonymug. when your jerking off laying down and you nut straight into the air and preform a 180 and catch it in the butthole
by igodummyforcummy December 3, 2021
Get the tony cockmug. Gloria and Tony are the best couple ever! They understand each other and are are MADLY in love. Gloria and Tony had their ups and downs but at the end of the day the still love each other. Gloria is a sexy,fine,beautiful young lady, and Tony is handsome, fine dread head.
Gloria and Tony are beautiful together and they should never break up
" Yo bro, have you seen that power coupe? Their great for each other!"
" Yo bro, have you seen that power coupe? Their great for each other!"
by love.meant.to.be January 12, 2024
Get the gloria and tonymug. A typical greek ass motherfucker who has no reason to tryhard in normals, mostly refered as ''Toni''
by OmegaSlav122 February 18, 2022
Get the Tonimug. A Tony Man refers to someone who judges another person's playstyle in a video game or their approach to a situation based on their own preferences or standards. This term also describes an individual who tends to vanish from social circles unless there's food or alcohol involved, but suddenly reappears once these elements are hinted at, even after a prolonged period of silence. Additionally, a Tony Man can also be known as a "baby man" who displays child-like behaviors, especially concerning food, physical exercise, and social situations. This includes avoiding adult food, such as sauces, and exhibiting other immature traits.
"Bro, stop being a Tony Man! I want to punch the tree; I don't want the tools you looted from the villagers. LET ME CRAFT!"
"Dude, stop being a Tony Man. We just want to be there to support Mark; his dad just died! The bar can wait, you asshole."
"Dude, stop being a Tony Man. We just want to be there to support Mark; his dad just died! The bar can wait, you asshole."
by StevenMaque1997 April 25, 2024
Get the A Tony Manmug. by Poopupyourbum July 6, 2021
Get the Tonymug.