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No Touch Knockout

The term No Touch Knockout refers to a prominent martial arts scam technique which advertises a "no touch knockout master"'s ability to knock someone asleep with "magical powers" , "ancient energy techniques" or anything synonymous with those examples. This martial arts scam is less prominent nowadays, however it still happens on a shallow basis.
B : "have you heard of this new guy named Steven Seagal? He's such a great Aikidoka"
J : "he's probably just some no touch knockout master. "
by Тимофей March 24, 2023
mugGet the No Touch Knockoutmug.

imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bro

UMMMM... WTF WHY'D YOU SEARCH THIS???!!! (it means clapping someone in their balls or cheeks)
imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bro

nah but seriously, stop it. get some help. you're weird for searching this.
by TheRedDinoSaur December 29, 2024
mugGet the imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bromug.

Touched Cotton

The act of involuntary orgasming, for both man and women, when fully clothed.
We were making out and I had a raging hard on and before I knew it, I touched cotton.
by Bullseye69 May 14, 2009
mugGet the Touched Cottonmug.

ass touching

Every time she gets up she is ass touching to draw attention to her big ass
by SillyScholar January 1, 2017
mugGet the ass touchingmug.

touch ons

When you kiss and touch someone like a girlfriend..to fool around with someone because you like each other
Reyes: Hey, Mario are you going out with Alejandra this weekend?
Mario: yes I am.
Reyes: nice! You are going to get some touch ons!!
by Kozeone June 1, 2019
mugGet the touch onsmug.

Turdas Touch

The antithesis of possessing the Midas touch where everything King Midas touched turned to gold.
Everything I touch turns to shit. I’ve got the Turdas touch.”
by anonymous September 15, 2025
mugGet the Turdas Touchmug.
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《¤》Do 《¤》Not《¤》Touch《¤》Me《¤》Robles《¤》
by FrenchVanillaSake February 28, 2025
mugGet the 《¤》Do 《¤》Not《¤》Touch《¤》Me《¤》Robles《¤》mug.

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