Dead Internet Theory

90% common in youtube shorts comments, these are mostly found in brainrot and content farm channels and shorts, mostly these comments are a bunch of 0 iq shitty stupid dumb ai bot. comments like (heart emoji x3) ofofof i love wenda, yes, LIKE IF YOU LOVE SPRUNKI (like beggar emoji) hi really bonkie, hope this shit ends

dead internet theory. aaaaaaaa, heart emoji, wenda x gray ships which sucks.. gibberish comments, etc

by The roblox maxwell cat :) March 3, 2025

tiger theory

A theorized phenomena of two unrelated objects being repelled or absent from one another soley based on the absence of the other.

Example:

Person A- "This silver spoon repels tigers."
Person B- "How??"
Person A- "Tiger theory. I hold up this spoon and, do you see any tigers? No? See it works!"

by kittygumdrops March 5, 2025

Dead Internet Theory

comments filled with ai bots that send stupid non relevant topics to a literal short or video. these comments are full of heart emojis, many other emojis, and so much more, mostly common in content farms, sometimes like beggars, etc

dude dead internet theory is real!!!!1!!11

by IHATEFURRIESANDSUSVIDEOS! March 5, 2025

Slide Theory

When you the even happened weeks or months ago so you can’t really remember what happened BUT you do remember the really fun thing that happened - like going down a slide on a boat.

Do you remember going down that slide on the boat a few weeks ago? That’s the slide theory in a nutshell.

by PJeffz March 14, 2025

pants containment theory

The theory that if you own a pair of pants, everything inside it is yours. If someone wears your pair of pants, all the things inside the pants at that time, including their butt, belong to the pants owner.

According to pants containment theory, you're borrowing my pants therefore that's my butt.

by foootballislife November 24, 2021

Theory of mutamid

The theory of mutamid usually encompasses two interrelated theories by Albert mutamid: special mutamid and general mutamid ², proposed and published in 1905 and 1915, respectively. Special mutamid applies to all physical phenomena in the absence of mutavity.

"the theory of mutamid is usually used by people with higher IQ"

by Kakash7 November 23, 2021

Cordial separation theory

Coined by YouTuber and content creator JaySoullz this is the theory that after you stop talking to a girl or guy, whether it be due to an argument or disagreement, you don’t leave on a really bad note. U keep it cordial, don’t yell back or argue, and you can later spin the block when you’re doing even better in life and the options she had are starting to weign. She will have forgotten the feelings that made her willing to stop talking to you in the first place, and by then you will have multiple other girls to immediately take her spot if she acts up again.

“Yelling and arguing with a female completely goes against CST(cordial separation theory)”
“If you’re following CST, you know you have to keep it calm at all times”

by Jayrod69 June 17, 2023