salty

Upset, angry, pissed.

I can't believe that Dominos gave me sausage when I ordered bacon. This is making me so salty.

by Sgy October 20, 2016

Salty

Someone who is pissed

Stanley: Hey, could I ask you a question?

Tiffany: What?

Stanley: Could you maybe stop consistently talking to your friends? It's becoming a very annoying habit of yours. Some of us are actually trying to pass high school and not fail like your pregnancy test.

Tiffany: Fuck off!

Stanley: No need to be Salty.

by GrammarQueen August 23, 2017

salty hagedorne

when you tip the filter of a cigarette from a friends pack of smokes in your pee hole after you piss and put it back in their pack, the face they make when they taste the salt is called the "salty Hagedorne".

that was rude, he did not really know the guy and he gave him a salty hagedorne.

by ruby 2002 April 15, 2017

Salty Cunt

Emma Manning, you know the pregnant one.

Dude fuck that salty cunt she was being a huge bitch.

by Salty Cunt August 19, 2019

Salty Celery

The penis of a vegan.

Person 1: "Hey did you know that guy you've been screwing is a vegan?"
Person 2: "Yeah man he's got that salty celery!"

by Fuckbad Sexbang September 7, 2016

Salty

When Owen gets last kill on Oliver and now Oliver can’t sleep at night.

Oliver’s salty that Owen has last kill.

by Oliver’s a salty boyyyy May 7, 2021

salty mcnown

The art of crushing potato chips on to a sexual mates anus and gobbling them up.

Oh yeah. Shes into some weird stuff she wanted to Salty McNown with sour cream and onion

by DAT BOII PICKLEAS November 18, 2019