Skate Rape

When you eat shit so hard while skateboarding that you black out and forget what happened

"One minute I was skateboarding, then before I realized it I was in the Hospital"
"Sounds like you got slipped a skate rape"

by Frokey August 3, 2016

DIY rape

When you aren't horny, but you still masturbate (normally out of sheer boredom).
Your heart says no, but your brain says yes.

Intellect: Ya yesterday I was super bored, so I diy raped myself.
Retard: How can you rape yourself
Intellect: *radiates big dick energy* I wasn't horny, but I still masturbated.

by crispypiss December 11, 2018

Food Rape

Being forced to eat any type of food you dont want to eat or havent given consent to being fed

My mom fed me yuck ass broccoli when i was little held me down. and shoved it in my mouth, i was helpless, it was food rape.

by Robert Financial (bob Finance) August 20, 2020

friend raped

When a friend comes over and wayyyy over stays their welcome but knowing that you are friends ... you wont make them leave.

She and her 4 kids came over just before dinner, unannounced, took off all the jackets and boots.

Without being polite about the situation she asked "What are we having for dinner?"

"Thats just wrong ... honey you were friend raped !"

by owenscott1 November 11, 2011

Laugh Rape

To have been forced to laugh by somebody

Poppy: I like it when you laugh properly, like when i tickle you
Andy: Thats laugh rape

by laugh freeely December 15, 2011

Ear rape

@the new maui, maui 4 #5778

Ear rape of this boi, was like this
'WhAt CaN i SaY bUt, YoUr WeLcOmE'

by vevojak March 20, 2019

Ear Rape

Typically used in memes, YouTube Poops or other jokes. Basically, a very loud noise that can startle or hurt the affected person's ears. It can also be applied to very loud noises in real life, like an explosion, that can cause ringing in the person's ears. Effects worse when audio is on high volume or in the person's headphones.

Dank Meme compilations have a bunch of ear rape. Turn your volume down.

by BATMN every day December 12, 2018