kiss or get off the pot

When a person take more time than necessary to do something.

When a person is parking for a long time:

-Hey Brad, are you going to park today or not? Kiss or get off the pot!

by The Rocha April 3, 2018

pot hook up

Someone who supplies all your pot needs.

"So I've heard that you're a good pot hook up."

by High_like_jesus March 13, 2016

weird pot pie

Includes at least 4 people with an equal male to female ratio. This is the act of having sex with carrots, peas, and potatoes inside of a pastry shell, using gravy as lube.

Did you hear about Noah? He got drunk last night and had a weird pot pie

by Misfortune77 September 5, 2017

Pot Scraper

A person who leaves "nothing on the table", they makes sure they get every last bit of what is theirs.

Bossman is about his business, a real hustler, a "pot scraper".

by Bossman Lee March 18, 2024

Netty Pot

The sexual act forcefully ejaculating, that fluid goes through her sinuses and out her nose.

Got a cold? Let me replace your mucus with mine, While I Netty Pot you.

by Jonnpy December 28, 2024

Pot Buns

An alternative term for XiaoLongBaos that originated in China, made popular by WeChat. The pot in this instance refers to the wooden basket the steamed buns are cooked in.

Hey, I would like to order a serving of Pot Buns.

by drag1234 July 24, 2021

clam pot

The opposite of a sausage fest... when the ratio of VAG is greater than the almighty PEEN.

Sally's mom and dad took her and all 8 of her sisters on a family trip to Disney Land... lets just say the trip was a total clam pot for sally's dad.

by psychovixen666 May 23, 2014