Pipe Stretcher

A) A pipe stretcher is a guy that brings any random person, man or woman, to his camper, just to make sweet disappointing love.

B) A fictional construction device that proves which laborers will be known by only numbers and which will be known by name

A)I met this pipe stretcher on a construction site and it was the most disappointing sex ever

B) Hey #20, go get the pipe stretcher from the pickup

by Ineedanewjob June 7, 2023

Pipes

A strong rich singing voice has pipes. The anatomical equipment needed to have a good, strong singing voice that matches pitches and has a good sense of singing style.

Aretha Franklin....that woman's got pipes.

by Mikisow May 22, 2016

Piped Blue

When an individual has intercourse from the anus so roughly that it makes there bum turn “blue” referring to the term “black and blue.”

“Girl last night Daquan was crazy, I was fr piped blue.”

by Bruhyoufr October 30, 2020

Pipes

Another word for “guns”. The barrell of a gun is similar to a pipe

I always got the pipes on me in case we have problems.

by Rt1611 December 18, 2020

Denver water pipe

The act of turning a girls asshole and vagina into a bong. This is done via the act of urinating into a girls asshole, poking a metal straw or the like through her vagina into her asshole, and lighting pot flower in her vagina. This is done via inhaling through the asshole in order to create a human bong. Preferably done with a clean asshole and vagina, but not necessary. Consent IS mandatory.

Yo dude I heard u did the ol' Denver water pipe on Haley.

Oh yeah bro she has irreparable organ damage internal bleeding but I smoked out her asshole bro!

by Ritards Future Father October 6, 2025

pipe salad

When you lay a log in the toilet and the plumbing just can’t handle that booty do.

“Damn girl you really did a number in that toilet”
“I know laid a real pipe salad in that poor potty “

by Dingleberryz February 19, 2018

Dutchman's pipe

I've got a vine in my back yard called a "Dutchman's pipe". The flowers look like a foot long vagina. Biggest vagina I've ever seen. Hard for me to think that the root of this is penile. The Dutch must be good at burrowing wool. Or that they are a little sloppy.

That broad had a Dutchman's pipe slung in her nethers. Took me a Goddamned hour to get the nectar.

by Bob Mitchum July 23, 2019