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I’ll window you

if you dont shutup i’ll window you
by bigmanlacey June 21, 2021
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Window

“Bro You moving like a window rn”
by 🧟‍♂️🥳 June 22, 2021
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Windows 20XX

The version of Windows where Microsoft replaces the Windows Kernel is fully replaced by the Linux Kernel and Windows just becomes another Linux distribution with a fancy Windows skin. WINE and Powershell will also be integrated out of the box to try to convince people it is still Windows.
Person 1 "Wow can you believe Microsoft finally made Windows stable with Windows 20XX. I haven't had a blue screen in weeks!"
Person 2 "That's because you're using Linux."
Person 1 "What's Linux?"
Person 2 "BTW I use Arch."
by OurLordAndSaviorTHREE June 25, 2021
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Windows 🅱️ista

Windows 🅱️ista is the great os ever, it can even run solitare unlike windows vista.
by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (._.) June 25, 2021
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window licking paste eater

a bad teammates in a video game who spends in time in game in bumfuck Ethiopia with his cock in hand licking windows and eating paste and wondering why they are losing
OMG that teammate is a fucking window licking paste eater
by exxtuhcee June 26, 2021
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Window-Shopper

A window shopper is a well known person or famous idol that ignores their fans' messages or any time someone reaches out to them.
Person A: "I like this music artist! I'll direct message them to praise their work!"

Person B: "I don't recommend it; they're such a Window-Shopper."
by PacifistDool3r June 29, 2021
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Windows

Every developer and power user knows Windows is perfect for them.But Mac prayers throughs if he get a PC,viruses will infect.KNOCK KNOCK MAC USER! Market share is puny %89! There is no software for MACS.
Windows has a wide range of software,SDKs and games. Also viruses. WHY? Nobody wants to waste his time to coding a virus for MACS.

Also every MAC user says "Windows crashes every day...DING! FALSE! If you look after your PC,it will not crash. If you clean your hard drive,defrag your extra disks,install necessary driver modules and create a emergency boot disk to be in security. No need to crash. BUT old PC users that switched to MAC 'cause of crash,may never did these things to prevent crashing.

I am developer at a OS and I select Windows 7 to use with my Visual Studio 2010.We used NTFS and Network Neighborhood at our OS,which is used by Windows NT.
MAC USER:Windows sucks!
-OK,say something you can at MAC.
-Errm....playing with dock..?
-OH,I can make a OS at Windows.
-But MACS never infects.
-Because nobody cares about your %11 percent,dude.
by Windows98 September 14, 2012
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