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I love my Jordan

I love you more than anything and I won’t let you go... kisses ommmm nommm
by You’re Pilot December 6, 2019
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Jordaned

When a man splurges in his pants from minimal sexual activity as a needed pent up release due to sexual abstinence. Often when at a Vegas club, wanting to get down on the dance floor, slightly passionate kissing, etc etc etc. Or in a little Vegas Chapel. Happens often in Provo Utah.
Bro I totally just JORDANED in my pants when that girl backed her booty up on me!!! Billy too!!
by Jazzy J dog May 28, 2017
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Jordan

Jordan, usually a tall boy with black hair and brown eyes.

When you first meet a Jordan he will seem vary standoffish. But once u get to know him, he is the most loving, caring, sweet, amazing guy ever.

He never fails to make you smile like an idiot. Says stupid funny things thats cute.

He's a romantic guy, easy to fall in love with, you can't get him off your mind.

He'll make you feel like you're the only girl in the entire world, you will forget about everything and anything when you're around him.

he's also really good in bed ;)
by PSEUDONYM146 November 23, 2021
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hayley jordan shepherd

A very beautiful, hot, talented girl, who is very smart, and loves to cheer people up. Someone who is always there for you. She is a caring person
Dude Hayley Jordan Shepherd is so nice and caring
by Hshajjdhdjs May 18, 2018
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jordan

jordan is so good at soccer
by jdawg17123 June 3, 2018
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Jordan

The biggest ibis you will ever see he is annoying and make that’s what she said jokes. His whiter than a pimp and have short blonde hair withe pimples all over his face,he doesn’t care about anyone else but himself . His a Dick to society and should be gone like begone thot if your a Jordan go kill your self
Jordan is the biggest dick head you ever see
by DrDesrespect December 28, 2019
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Jordan

Jordan is the name of a hoe.
Oh you talking bout that nigga Jordan, oh he for everybody.
by Dori.ii November 24, 2021
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