Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass

Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.

by Flamingecko November 20, 2020

devious lick

When something is stolen usually for tik tok cloudy at school.

Tom" yo I just hit the most devious lick 😈,the toilet"

by Gotmgood September 18, 2021

Lick My Dick Cheese

Mandatory text response to scam messages.

Lick my dick cheese Chinese Communist scum!

by Rev Sharpton July 4, 2025

devious lick

A TikTok trend where people commit theft against government property and stupidly post it on TikTok as if they wont get prosecuted.

Person 1: "Hey dude, check out my devious lick. I took a soap dispenser from the boys bathroom."
Person 2: "Woah, dude. That's so cool, it should be illegal!"

by Savant0009 September 17, 2021

licking paper

To talk to yourself a lot while reflecting on incorrect or outdated trivia questions in chat rooms

That one chick is always licking paper instead of just googling the answer

by WonTooThree July 31, 2021

Lick The Eat The Baby

When you are really weird and scream something useless in the middle of a target or a shoprite or a whole foods or any public thing at all. Like literally every time I go to a store someone does this xD

1: Lick The Eat The Baby
2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20, And everyone else in the store: WHO TF SAID LICK THE EAT THE BABY?!?!?

by PoopmanNineTy7Seven April 12, 2021

Lick

Give oral sex

He is so hot, I want to lick him

by Oeterpiper May 13, 2019