by TardNationn November 28, 2019
Get the Tardmug. Tard (To airy rectified Drumstick) Means when someone isn't listening to you side of the argument (Noun)
You're being a tard!
by bailey bridge August 9, 2023
Get the Tardmug. I asked my friend Jenny Lee why she never uses her Bluetooth headphones and that's when I called her a tech tard
by Manuel59manuel June 3, 2020
Get the Tech Tardmug. Usually a self proclaimed educator on the internet that parrots mainstream concensus science without understanding basic physics.
by Joseph369 June 29, 2020
Get the Smart-tardmug. When everyone around knows that the "special" one is responsible for the event that recently occurred, yet someone still manages to defend said "special" person by stating how he/she is too innocent to do such a thing and/or how they have the mind of a child so how could they possibly think of such a thing to do. Also, doing this usually fails, or humiliates the defender.
Jury: *Unanimously* We all agree that (insert name here) is guilty for killing and mangling the woman and her two children.
Bystander: Wait a moment, am I not the only one who thinks he/she is innocent? How could such a sweet young man/woman do such a thing? Look, he/she has the mind of a 3-year-old. No 3-year-old has ever done this sort of thing!
Judge: Sir/Madam, sit down, or I will hold you in contempt! No 3-year-old has the body strength of a 450lb gorilla, either!
Man in Jury: He's/She's Pulling the Tard Card!
Bystander: Wait a moment, am I not the only one who thinks he/she is innocent? How could such a sweet young man/woman do such a thing? Look, he/she has the mind of a 3-year-old. No 3-year-old has ever done this sort of thing!
Judge: Sir/Madam, sit down, or I will hold you in contempt! No 3-year-old has the body strength of a 450lb gorilla, either!
Man in Jury: He's/She's Pulling the Tard Card!
by H. Peralta November 11, 2012
Get the Pulling the Tard Cardmug. by poxifide January 18, 2011
Get the bag of tardsmug.