Jesus Placebo

The thought that jesus will bandage your pains.

Hey man your back still hurting?
Yeah but I be on that jesus.
You mean jesus placebo?

by Stef@ May 5, 2014

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Jesus grin

A stupid Christian look as to where people smile in a smug way knowing they are going to heaven and you're going to hell.

Atheist 1: Hey, did you see the picture of Katie on her facebook profile?

Atheist 2: Yeah, she has that stupid Jesus grin all over her face!

by honestguy87110 August 27, 2011

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oh jesus

when shit is getting too shitty

oh jesus, there's superglue on the toilet seat

by medical doser!!! May 8, 2020

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hebe-jesus

The feeling of creepiness emitted by Jesus Christ.

Little Church Boy: Wow Jesus, you really must have been popular!
Jesus: *stares*
Little Church Boy: uhhh your giving me the hebe-jesus

Jesus: *stares intensely*

by Hebe-Jeebies July 18, 2014

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asian jesus

asian with dreads, not necessarily christian

Damn, that asian jesus rocks the dreads like marley never could.

by asianjesus September 8, 2006

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A person who preaches about their god Jesus to anyone and everyone for no apparent reason. They participate in a "club" to reaffirm that they are good people. They don't show people how their god is good they just expect you to understand. These people are not well liked because they do not understand people very well, maybe a psychology or sociology class would help but that to their religion is "devil-cotruption". They are a militant group proved to be dangerous. Look up Crusades under scholary works by reputable Universitys. Usally young people that don't know anything about what life is.

Jesus freak: I love god and he has done more for me than anyone can!
a non-jesus freak: Nobody cares that you love god.

by wankitsfree February 11, 2010

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