Second Hand Funny

When you re-tell A joke, funny part of a movie or show, or comedy routine to someone and it's far less funny than when you yourself heard it, Also, the teller usually cracks up halfway through, further ruining it.

"Dude I saw this awesome stand-up last night, the guy was like..."

"Woah keep that second hand funny away from me dickhead."

by blobygook May 23, 2013

The Second Armenian Genocide

On March 23rd, 2025, Tigran suffered such an unholy massacre at the hands of Ben’s pieces that historians immediately began debating whether to amend textbooks to include "The Second Armenian Genocide." The sheer brutality of the onslaught left UN officials scrambling to draft a resolution, while chess grandmasters held a moment of silence in solidarity. Witnesses claim the board itself tried to resign out of sheer embarrassment.

Samara: Isn't the Armenian Genocide bad?
Ben: Which one? The Second Armenian Genocide was great!

by Ooby Bob March 23, 2025

second great-great-cousin-nephew

Second cousin's great-grandson.

My second great-great-cousin-nephew is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

30 seconds rule

An unofficial rule in restaurants that dictates that you have at least 30 seconds to pick up a dropped steak, or lobster etc. from the floor before it's considered contaminated.

Owner:"Hey where are you going with that steak?"

Employee: "It fell on

the floor so, I'm throwing it in the trash?"

Owner: "30 seconds rule, wash it off and put it back on the grill."

by Mackendeez December 20, 2017

second-cousin-5X-removed

Second-cousin-five-times-removed (2C5R).

My second-cousin-5X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

co-second-cousin-in-law

Spouse's second-cousin's spouse.

My co-second-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-law

Spouse's second-cousin-once-removed's spouse.

My co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021