Rusty Clumper

To take a rusty hammer, shove it in a poor victim's vagina, rub shavings off of the hammer, and proceed to eat them.

Person 1: Dude, how was that fuck last night?
Person 2: great, I gave my girlfriend a rusty clumper.

by CLA_Bootymaster July 7, 2016

Rusty Jim

A sexual act in which one partner eats out the other one's anus.

Time for a Rusty Jim!

by Buel February 8, 2017

rusty orange

The act of using an orange putting it into your partners anus and eating it.

you can pay a large sum of money to get a rusty orange.

by bought December 26, 2014

rusty lining

The opposite of a silver lining. It's finding the bad in a good situation.

Person: I'm so happy man. I got an A+ on the math test!
Person's Friend: Only cuz you cheated
Person: Man, why do you always look for the rusty lining?
Person's Friend: Because it's true

by 1 2 X U November 7, 2015

Rusty Piston

A sex act involving three men. The first man stands in front while he is penetrated by the second man, and the second man is penetrated by the third man. The second man thrusts between the other two men, thus creating a piston motion.

Bill: Last night, I went home with these two hot guys, and I got between them and we did the rusty piston.
Jeff: Awesome! Wish I could have been there.

by luciferi666 May 11, 2014

rusty hood

The act of receiving fellatio on a public bathroom while your anal sphincter is in close contact with the rusty drain that's totally in every bathroom.

Me: yo Brian did you get any ass last night?
Brian: hell yeah dude that bitch gave me a rusty hood!

by Alex Butthole November 25, 2013

rusty melvin

Front wedgie so hard it leaves a skid mark in the underwear

He suffered from a rusty melvin

by Onestepaway06 December 28, 2016