The act of pulling apart your butt-cheeks and putting them on a knee while you have violent diarreah. The knee will block of the diarreah and make it fly in every direction.
One time, when I was little, I was sitting on my my mom's lap and I accidentily gave her a Knee Stopper. Whoops.
by Octavio Hermendez November 5, 2006
Get the Knee Stopper mug.This consists of a top shelf (defecating in the water tank of a toilet) performed by someone who is suffering from the symptoms of Crohn's Disease. This condition is marked by peristent loose and watery stools which may include blood. This causes a particularly unpleasant and messy surprise for the next person to flush.
Dude last week me and Eric and Damon were at a bar in Halifax and the fucktard bouncer tried to kick those two out 'cause the three of us were asking girls for blumpkins. Luckily they missed me and I went to the can to give 'em a Crohn's Top Shelf for their trouble. My Crohn's was particularly bad that day so I left them a bloody diarhea stew in the tank.
by Royd September 28, 2008
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by rema August 4, 2007
Get the ron stoppable mug.A top of the line woman. Most beautiful of most beautiful. God's gift to man. (this term can not be lightly thrown around)
by skrilla bobcat February 20, 2010
Get the show stopper mug.Another word for stop sign. It was formed by adding the word Stop to the word Octagon, which is the shape of a stop sign.
by Guilda January 9, 2007
Get the Stoptagon mug.1. The occurence when no other vehicles are around to see you run or roll through the stop sign.
2. Condition of a stop sign or light when one does not care what the other asshole motorists think when he or she has failed to stop.
2. Condition of a stop sign or light when one does not care what the other asshole motorists think when he or she has failed to stop.
passenger: You totally blew through that intersection without stopping. Aren't you worried you'll get caught?
driver: The sign was stoptional.
driver: The sign was stoptional.
by Guinness Book of World Records April 22, 2009
Get the stoptional mug.When you are walking down the street/store aisle and the person immediately in front of you suddenly stops and you step on their heels and/or trip over them.
Tom: I was walking down the street the other day and the idiot in front of me suddenly stopped and i tripped over him!
Bob: You should watch out for Sudden Stopping Assholes.
Bob: You should watch out for Sudden Stopping Assholes.
by chicken&fish June 18, 2009
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