Sock monkey

A monkey that has a dangerous addiction to eating socks.

DUDE ITS A SOCK MONKEY

by AWESOMESAUCE January 19, 2013

Suck my socks

Funny quote by Michael Jackson on a phone call, about his father Joseph.

“He can suck my socks.”

by Michael Jackson wife July 18, 2019

Snow Sock Day

A celebration of snow socks starting up in 2012. It's not technically one day because January is snow sock month, and every Friday of January is snow sock day. So it's just a joyous month. However, wearing snow socks on each Friday is where the uttermost celebration is seen. Snow socks are any socks that one wears to skiing or snowboarding (usually made of wool). Winter-themed and fuzzy socks are commonly acceptable. One of the best underground holidays by far. Originated at Centennial High School.

"Hey man, I can't wait for Snow Sock Day!" - Cool Person 1

"Damn, I know, it's so joyful and fun!" - Cool Pesron 2

by snowsockday January 10, 2012

Steel-toe sock

A sock that is used on multiple occasions to jerk off inside of. It becomes stiff around the toe area that catches the brunt of the loads.

ME: Dude I think Mom found my Steel-toe sock under my bed.
DAD: She did. When I tried to tell her to leave it there so you didn't ruin another one she threatened to put it on and kick me with it
ME: she should've

by Charlie Badass November 10, 2018

U got socks on?

This is a phrase you ask someone if they do something mildly gay to make sure you’re still a virgin and not gay because everybody knows if you have sex with socks then u still a virgin, but if you have sex with another guy and you have socks on, it’s not gay. It doesn’t always have to be sexual tho, like if a homie licks you or hugs you and u have socks, then you not gay. This phrase is kind of like the second condom to the phrase “no homo”. It’s just extra protection y’know.

Tristan: *licks hand and puts it on my neck*
Me: Yo, U got socks on?
Tristan:*shows me his money socks* Yeah, no homo

by Andreq Micheal Saliva June 13, 2018

cock sock

(third leg warmer) pussy, cunt, vagina

her cock sock is warm at night. it makes me cum!!!!!!!have some cheese, bitchaa!!!

by cnice December 11, 2004

sock puppet account

A fake account run either part of a network of sock puppet accounts or just by itself run by one person

Jim was in his mom's basement making his 20 sock puppet accounts like his one post so he appears he has friends.

by jim81jim September 18, 2016