wishin I was Steve

The act of purposely purchasing, acquiring or wearing items of Steve. Due to lack of individuality, your life and being is dedicated to "living like Steve"

Greg: "wow, you just bought a new Rolex. That's the same one Steve has".

Judd: "yeah, I know. I've always wanted to live like Steve"

Greg: I think I'm wishin I was Steve

by Lil Won October 12, 2017

Steve

Chances are, Steve is a great guy. He's a loyal friend, he's funny, and he's brave.

"yo this is my friend Steve, he's cool"

by Michael Ehrmantraut July 29, 2023

Steve Jobs

guy who unfortunately died of ligma. some people dont know who he is

Gary: Did you hear Steve Jobs died of ligma?
Kyle: who is steve jobs?
Gary: Kyle you idiot

by p48xqz December 23, 2022

Doing a Steve

Anytime you're in discord explaining, talking or otherwise referring to information of importance to the encounter, the mic cuts off

Can you say that again? You're doing a Steve

by Sjpedro June 30, 2024

Delicate Steve

A sexual act whereby a handjob is administered whilst wearing a lubricated lambskin glove.

Sophia prided herself on her Delicate Steve prowess.

by G-Furbo July 13, 2022

Steve

The best babysitter.

Steve can watch the kids.

by Stevesupremecy June 13, 2022

Steve’s Theorem

“There is an inverse relationship between how much you care about the body of your car and how well you treat other people”

Man: Wow that Steve sure does take good care of his 1992 Mustang.

Other man: Yeah but he won’t let anyone touch it and everyone thinks he’s a dick. Classic example of Steve’s Theorem.

by the notorious swish May 22, 2020