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Post-Gothic Christianity

Post-Gothic Christianity is a multicultural, all inclusive, especially considering Black Christian traditions in North America, philosophical construction of Christianity that is especially uniquely artistic and individual in scope. Occasionally artists who are Post-Gothic as Christians will include Post-Gothic Christianity as part of their artistic ouevre, including celebrities like Kanye West, a black billionaire who is both a musician and an entrepreneur.

Post-Gothic Christianity is not necessarily theological, it is also artistic, poetic , individualistic, and subjective in height. Post Gothic Christianity is oftentimes ironic in scope, political in purpose, and it is purposefully completed by it’s flaws, including the flawed subject of Post-Gothic Christianity, mostly centered and constructed in the 21st century. Post-Gothic Christianity is prominent especially for questioning the white supremacy of all historical Christian traditions, and the “Arian” beginnings of the Christian Church, in Rome, especially concerning the German 'Goths', whom developed Gothic Christianity.

Contemporary Romans by and large are more accepting of Post-Gothic Christianity, on the whole, than they are of Gothic Christianity.

The theory and practice of Post-Gothic Christianity is being actively developed today, and has been well documented within the musical tradition called 'Gospel', largely produced by African Americans in the United States.
If you were into post-gothic christianity, you might be not be so racist, bro!
by CoaltownBrown October 31, 2021
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Post Test Clarity

When all your higher brain functions return upon the completion of a test and you realise how much of a disappointment you are.
Ace: Man that test was so easy for me! How'd you go?

Walt: ...I just had the biggest Post Test Clarity ever...I want to die.
by COKE AND COLA February 22, 2022
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Post Gasm Sweepy

A "Post Gasm Sweepy" is the feeling of extreme exhaustion of sleepiness that occurs after one cummed so fuckin hardd afder seggs thad they are completely depleted of all physical strength and experience an overwhelming desire to sleep. Post Gasm Sweepy, often shortened to "PGS", is most likely to occur in "little UwU" type males, and "Girlboss" females. Although, anyone can experience episodes of PGS. PGS is similar in nature to Post Nut Clarity, however PGS effects ones' physical body, whereas PNC effects ones' mental state.
Charles: ayo dyuo-two smash last night?

Tiktok Eboy: yesssirrrr, we fugged. cept I cummy wummied so hardd that I got a down bad case of post gasm sweepy.

Charles: oh you little UwU, I bet she pulled the covers over the both of you.

Tiktok Eboy: yessir, she is my little kitten <3~
by powpowkachow August 10, 2021
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Post Poop Clarity

When you have a bowel movement so gargantuan that it gives you a moment of clarity to reflect on your diet
“Bro what’s up with Jeff?”
Oh nothing, he’s just going through post poop clarity.”
by Poop handler June 3, 2023
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post-Twilight depression

The mixed feeling of wondering awe and devestating sadness when a person finishes the last book of the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn.

Caution: Persons may have suicidal thoughts after finishing this unrealistically intriguing series...if you are one of these people be sure to remember the future Twilight movies that are yet to be released and that the half book Midnight Sun is posted on Stephanie Meyers website.
Sally: (In library) I'm done...I hav officially finished the Twilight Saga. Im not sure if i shud cry, scream, laugh, or kill myself...

Hally: Omg!!! I thought the exact same thing when i finished them. Its called post-Twilight depression...just read Midnight Sun and it will go away.
by Live4Twilight June 30, 2009
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Post Baby Pussy

A term for an overstretched, overused vagina that has resulted from the delivery of one or more children.
"Stay away from that old lady my, she has a Post Baby Pussy.
by JDJDJD April 2, 2008
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post-nut spoon

Self descriptive.
I rammed her hard then had me a post-nut spoon.
That fucking bitch wouldn't gimme a post-nut spoon.
We were in the midst of a post-nut spoon and my dick got stuck to her ass cheeks.
I hate the post-nut spoon, I just want to go home when I'm done.
by Meeting of the Marks June 18, 2009
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