Toilet Paper

1. Used for wiping shit from your ass
2. Something you akways seem to run out of when you need it most
3. Cum wipes

P1. Fuck
P2. What
P1. Im out of toilet paper
P2. Sucks to be you
P1. Please help
P2. Drive to the store with that shit stain
P1. Its cum m8
P2. Im your mom whyd you call me
P1. I was thinking of you.

by 4/20/69 July 10, 2019

alaskan toilet paper

Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit

"fuck im out of toilet paper, looks like im going to have to make some alaskan toilet paper

by blakesmittty June 21, 2017

paper candidate

A candidate representing a political party who seems highly unlikely to win, and although they are standing for office in good faith, may not be intending to campaign hard either. They usually do not have many resources, and may be political newcomers (or has-beens who are reluctant to leave politics). Their own organizations may not be willing or able to offer much support. As a result, they are usually not very visible on the campaign trail beyond putting up a few signs. In Quebec, the term for this type of candidate is “poteau” (post or pole), referring to signage on fenceposts or utility poles. Some may not campaign at all, just appearing on the ballot (“name on ballot”/NoB). Often this situation arises when a national political party wants to maintain its profile by running candidates in every district across the country, even ones that have traditionally shown little support.

This is not the same thing as a person who decides to run (or is manipulated into entering the race by other interests) in order to split the vote and prevent someone else from winning. An example of that from fiction is Willie Stark’s first gubernatorial campaign in “All The King’s Men”.

"When I went to vote today, I noticed Bob Aardvark's name at the top of the ballot. I didn't see him out campaigning and we didn't even get any campaign literature from him during the election. He must be a paper candidate. Wouldn't it be funny if a lot of people just voted for the first name they saw, and he got in~"

by TapirTrouble October 21, 2020

Toilet paper

Nonexistent in stores during 2020

Damn bro the dont got no toilet paper

by Cora :) March 23, 2020

Scan my papers

Fuck the living shit outta someone till they pass out

Moose: Ezra can I come to your house to scan my papers?

by R_@_N October 23, 2019

Toilet Paper

When the 2020 this was the most important item in existence. No longer exists.

You bro you got any toilet paper

THEY STILL HAVE THAT

by Cedscrub April 11, 2020

paper and toe

A Baltimore/DC term for traditional tobacco combustibles, such as cigarettes or backwoods, usually in the context of being used as ingredients with weed for a spicy blunt, spliff, mook, etc.

Hitting a cart and juul at the same time is a good way to quit paper and toe, but you still get spiced.

by EntymologyEtymologist March 10, 2020