Poo Star

Noun - You know who they are:
- A person scamming people for money
- Someone that uses something that isn't theirs
- People that are constantly losing
- One that gets banned for cheating
- No Skills at what they do
- A liar, fraud, loser, bum, hypocrite
- A very sad individual

Definition - A person who is basically all types of negative bundled up into one. Beware!!

DirtyMoose: What's up Kush? What's new today?

Kush: Nothin much, except I'm hearing that Irv is spreading rumors again about me.

DirtyMoose: Don't trip off him, Irv is nothin but A Brown Poo Star, I tried warning you about him.

Kush: True you did warn me about him. Lol funny.. Poo Star, thats a perfect word for him

DirtyMoose: Even funnier if you look it up on urbandictionary

Kush: I'll have to look it up later.

Poo Star:
Mondays Coon Fake Lair Snake Rat Hacker PowerTrip Banned Tamper Weak Bitch Made Child Busybody aardvark Mooch Loser

by LiC Og May 14, 2014

Poo Salmon

A poo salmon is a frozen faeces which is returned back 'up stream' into the rectum as either part of sexual play or BDSM punishment.

"When master wanted me to behave he would often Poo Salmon me into submission!"

by the happy fisherman April 14, 2009

Poo Clingers

when poos stick to the hairs on a mans bum after taking a big as shit.

guy 1: "bro i got the worst poo clingers!"
guy 2: "oh shit!!! gutted cuz!! i get the meanest poo clingers after i eat curry aye"
guy 1: "i have the hairiest crack ever man.. whenever i take a shit the poo just lingers gee.. i need to like take a shower and wash my ass thoroughly to get rid of my shitty crack"

guy 2: "WOW! way too much information there bro.. you should of just stopped at worst poo clingers..."

AWKWARD

by pooclinger September 10, 2010

Poo Hawk

A Native who steals your money, when buying booze

Lee is a Poo Hawk, and stole my money

by A Local Poo Hawk Victim July 3, 2006

Jabba the Poo

A giant, soft like piece of shit that one exerts from themselves. This shit can be as big as Jabba him self or have a similar shape to it.

So i walked into the bathroom and look in the toilet only to see Jabba the Poo already home.

by Watsnewpussycat January 21, 2009

Yucky-Poo

Used as an exclamation of dislike or distaste when one is informed that they must perform a tedious, time-consuming or difficult task. More commonly used sympathetically when others tell of tasks they dread doing soon.

Dave: Man, I gotta write a 70 page outline for my class tomorrow.
Jack: That's yucky-poo.

by Jake & David November 25, 2006

glove poo

when your at a festival and you see a what you think is a glove but is really a dead bird and it has poo on it.

oh its a glove!
oh its a dead bird!
oh someones done a shit on it!!

awh glove poo.

by Laurahorus May 21, 2008