drunk-married

describing the union between two individuals under the influence. the individuals must act married every time drunk, otherwise would be in violation of section 23498023 of the constitution, stating that drunk-marriage is legally binding and failure to act accordingly is punishable by drunken-name calling. In drunken-marriages with one male and one female, the male must pay for drinks for the female while under the influence, but is not obligated to when sober. the female is required by law to not be a bitch while under the influence, but by all means has the right to while sober.

oh yeah, the female must put-out.

Dan- "Why is Jackie being such a bitch tonight to Dave?"
Steve- "Dude, they're drunk-married, she has to act that way"

by Lakattack0 December 21, 2008

Susanna Drunk

When a ratchet chick has just 1 alcohol beverage and all of a sudden starts acting a fool and white girl wasted.

Wow, that chick only had one drink and she’s asking that dude to teabag her.
-yeah, she’s Susanna drunk

by Bigmeechy69 September 23, 2021

Baby Drunk

To be so drunk, all one can do is stumble around babbling nonsense until one falls down crying and passes out.

Yo, that bitch is baby drunk. Lemme go hit that up.

by Sizzlor August 28, 2006

butt stuff drunk

1. adv. Drinking to such a point of intoxication that you have no inhibitions about butt play.
2. Extremely drunk.

Dude, I was wasted last night.

Me too.

No, like, I wasn't just drunk; I was butt stuff drunk.

Yeah, believe me, I know.

...

by picc285 May 31, 2019

whiskey drunk

when some one is trippin

man my teacher was whiskey drunk today enit

by fry6354 October 21, 2010

Water Drunk

Drinking gallon after gallon of water, then the body's blood starts to thin, giving your body and mind the sensation of being drunk, even though it only lasts for a few minutes before it all gets ejected from the body, in more ways than one.

Hey, I heard Tim went to Kingston and got drunk off of alcohol and water.
Nah, he only got water drunk, he went to a water kegger.

by Seventeen Sno April 16, 2008

Left Over Drunk

When your so drunk, you start drinking all the left over drinks around you.

Last Friday night I got Left over drunk and after that I don't even remember the rest of the night.

by Gimaf July 8, 2012