fire crotch

While some think it is red pubic hairs it is actually possible for any human being to recieve a fire crotch.

Typically at bonfires, everyone is outside enjoying a nice cold beer or playing foolish games with fireworks. In a devilish game of roman candles one could be struck in the crotch region causing them to occur a "fire crotch"

Another cause of fire crotch can happen when somebody tries to be "cool" and leap over the fire. Their genitals can get very close to the fire and can also cause fire crotch

If you are occuring fire crotch be prepared for burnt children if you are planning to have kids.

1. "yo dude hit me with the roman candle... o shit i got fucking fire crotch, o fuck put it out oh fuck that hurts"

by Jeff Woodall August 17, 2008

Fire Stick

When you get gonorrhea from a female of Native American Decent.

That girl gave me the Fire Stick.

by Eureka's Finest June 15, 2011

Fire In the Hole

phrase used by stoners (frequent pot smokers) just before lighting marijuana in any form

"Hey, stop playing that video game and come over here. Fire in the hole!"

by lisagirl April 8, 2003

Cold Fire

Something so cold that it can burn you with how hot it is.

That 'fit is cold fire, bro.

by InkwellB June 24, 2019

French Fire

A french woman who has red hair, and you would like to procreate with.

"I found myself a french fire last night at the Louvre."

by Plundered Soul May 4, 2013

fire crabs

crabs u get from gingers or redheads (firecrotch)

Hey whats the problem with doing blond cheerleader? Crabs. Ginger cheerleaders? Fire crabs. Ya i heard they hurt like hell.

by Fagdouche McSpaztron February 25, 2010

fire distinguisher

Something that distinguishes fire

Carl* Is that a fire
Fire Distinguisher* Yep thats fire

by Parmageddo May 30, 2018