Sex

Ethan’s bitmoji

Ethan’s bitmoji is literally sex

by Doggo master of guud October 15, 2020

Sex

why the fuck are you looking up sex in the Urban dictionary 😡get off now! Get some real porn

I just had sex with John it was the greatest

by DrSexyLmao July 20, 2020

Sex

When a laddu is sexually attracted to a girl and goes in her vagina. Her vagina will give brith too many sperms and those sperms will become human laddus. They will take over humainty and destory Mother earth and move to Father Mars

Some girl was walking in the woods and she was bored and hungry. The only thing she had was a laddu. But she was horny asf so she used the laddu as a sex toy but little did she know in 9 min she wud be the cause of humanity.

by Matcha Boi July 22, 2020

Sex

Congrats you just searched up sex on urban dictionary. What do you have to say for yourself?

I had sex with your mom and dad last night

by Og Orange January 31, 2020

sex

you're probably below 10 years old and want to know what sex is. basically sex is when you put the weiner into the hot dog bun.

john : hey wanna have sex?
jenny : nah, unless we use a condom

by totallynottarek April 1, 2020

Sex

The thing you never do up doing if you use Reddit

Person one: ”I have I Reddit account!”
Person two: ”so you never have had sex?”

by Homicidal_Homo November 24, 2020

Sex

My parents were on a business trip and I was home alone. I texted Tyler if he wanted to hang out. Tyler was the hottest guy in school and I was popular and hot so I wanted a chance with him. After a few minutes, my doorbell rang and Tyler was standing infront of me smirking. He sat down on the couch with his legs wide apart. I slowly walked towards him and sat on top of him. I whispered "fuck me hard, daddy" and he replied with "anything for you, Sarah." We began kissing me aggressively and my hands were running up and down his back. His hands went under my shirt and to my bra. He took my bra off along with my shirt and tossed it on the floor. "They are huge" he whispered and began licking them. After a few minutes, my tits were all wet and he moved on to removing my skirt. I realized he was fully dressed so I stopped him and I began to remove his shirt. I licked his chest and abs over and over and he got up. He picked me up and pushed me on the ground. He took my thong off halfway and lifted up my skirt. He put his head under my skirt and I began to moan as he licked my pussy over and over. He began kissing my lips and I wrapped my legs around his hips. He carried me to my room and pressed me against the table. I took off his pants and he shoved his 9 inch cock in. I screamed and yelled "Harder Tyler, harder!" He did as I said and I screamed. We both couldn't walk after that.

Why are you searching up sex in here. You probably wanted to read the smut.

by Roadtahell July 21, 2021