Artificial Fruit

A straight man who acts gay. He has many platonic female friends, he may do theater or dance, and generally gives off a gay vibe BUT he likes chicks.

Opposite: Bromosexual

Bro 1: You does John have a boy friend?
Bro 2: Nah, man he's artificial fruit.
Bro 3: No shit?

by ASDFLKJFDSOASFNAS October 3, 2013

Halifax County Fruit Basket

Insertion of various fruits into the vagina (or anus) .

That girls a freak. She wasn’t eating all the bananas, she was making a Halifax County Fruit Basket.

by DimeNring August 9, 2025

Fruit Punch

Fruit Punch is a delicious drink. It’s a very nice drink to have in the summer, at parties, really at any time. That’s whats special about it! If its in a carton, you can throw it down the sewer so the rats will drink it. They sure will enjoy it! Fruit Punch is refreshing. It can help you relax for once in the world. In conclusion, you should appreciate the existence of fruit punch.

‘What drink are we gonna bring to the party?” “Fruit punch.”

by kirby1000 May 29, 2022

tin of fruit

When someone isn’t wired up properly

Check that tin of fruit over there, he is a few sandwiches short of a picnic

by Cooncil July 31, 2023

Bean Bag Fruit

A moldy substance ( Usually white in color but can also be brown black or gray) found on either side of a mans testicles or under them. This usually smells a little like fish or sweat and will not go away until washed properly.

Dude I had some serious Bean bag fruits after not showering when we went camping.

by Bigwhite May 25, 2012

The Dragon Fruit Special

During the Great Snaishem Wars of Independence (1019-1094), high ranking prisoners were often subjected to this punishment. This punishment involved the prisoners being locked into the lower dungeon of a castle, where their cell has a wooden boarded top with holes. Once imprisoned, the leader of the Snaishem, Helga, would consume enough Snaish dragon fruit to induce incontinence. Said bowel movement would then be unleashed upon the captive from above. Amongst those lucky enough to escape captivity this punishment became known as "The Dragon Fruit Special".

"Did you hear that Osven received the Dragon Fruit Special after the defeats of the northern campaign?"

by codynindasprite February 21, 2025

Fruit Guy

nickname for rockstar Harry Styles

People really like that fruit guy huh.

by soupsalutations September 13, 2020