Ramen Ninja

A ninja who has trained in the art of ramen noodles. Ramen Ninjas are adept at stealing delicious ramen under the cover of darkness, handling hot bowls of ramen without making a sound or dropping them, and using various ramen ingredients as lethal weapons.

1: Hey, I'm hungry.
2: Let's get some ramen!
1: But how? It's night and we'll get in trouble if we wake someone up!
2: No problem. I'm a Ramen Ninja.

by Proudryukin the Short July 18, 2012

Ninja Ram

a much better mascot then the bangor rams

the ninja rams pwn'd the witches on friday

by JJSweetBags May 16, 2007

Suck Ninja

Something (person, unfortunate event) that comes out of nowhere and sucks the fun out of what you are doing.

Dude, the cover for the show is $7, I only have $5. Suck ninja!

by ibehim1 March 28, 2012

shadow ninja

He is stealthy, magic, majestic

that horse is like shadow ninja

by kayden omniverse January 13, 2018

grass ninja

Person who does not ever buy weed, but always smokes others. Mooching off of smoking circles or other social groups.

"Was Roy at the party?"
"Yeah man, he was a Grass Ninja like always and smoked all our weed and left."

by ThatGuy85 March 29, 2016

Ninja Mole

The act of aggressively grabbing a man's genitalia at the base from under the butt while he is bent over and pulling it upwards...yelling Ninja Mole

Broke up with my girlfriend after she gave me a Ninja Mole.

by NFly February 12, 2021

Tinder Ninja

A person of male gander who makes a somewhat fake rinse profile to meet women to just sleep with them only performing the Ninja sexual and then disappearing from their lives forever into the shadows.

All of a sudden, all of the local girls have become pregnant. Officers suspect an ultimate tinder ninja.

by wnigwigga July 12, 2016