by dragiyn February 15, 2023
Get the Mountain Roofmug. - Painting can be a real struggle, huh?
- Not for her. She burned a mountain and now her work is in MoMA.
- It’s not possible. You won’t finish writing your novel by tomorrow.
- I’ll burn a mountain and it will be ready by the morning.
- Not for her. She burned a mountain and now her work is in MoMA.
- It’s not possible. You won’t finish writing your novel by tomorrow.
- I’ll burn a mountain and it will be ready by the morning.
by ankabara January 12, 2019
Get the Burn a mountainmug. by :((((( November 22, 2021
Get the Mountain Bikingmug. A golf course so brutal that after the round, you feel like you’ve been riding an ginormous anal dildo for 4+ hours
by Yakthis April 30, 2023
Get the dildo mountainmug. When you have a massive dump and flush the toilet but the shit stays in the bowl and you have to reflush.
by Krqkan  September 24, 2016
Get the Float Back Mountainmug. I was trying to take a pic with the flash on while eating my girl out and she squirted everywhere; it was a total splash mountain.
by anonymous September 6, 2020
Get the Splash Mountainmug. The pile of semen covered rags, socks, underwear and any other bit of cloth one masturbated on and then threw on the floor.
by 0neHugeWang! March 5, 2019
Get the Spunk Mountainmug.