Computer Guy Mike

The computer guy at your company who is constantly horny, and generally clueless.

Girl, that Computer Guy Mike drunk texted me last night. What a fool!

by smooth888 February 7, 2015

Big boy mike

A opp some call a gay nigga sometimes but mainly a broke nigga think he a badass but he just a big booty bitch ass -North gaston community

Yea thats gay big boy mike!

by north gaston community✌🏻 June 4, 2018

King Mike Luster

Tall Handsome Gemini Male

Super Drug for Sapiosexual females

Heterosexual Spiritual Kemetic Warrior

Last descendant of the Solomon Christ mind

Deep thinker wises man in the land

Young charismatic type of guy who conquers

Mr make that shit happen by any means

Rapper from Michigan by ways of Los Angeles

The Greatest conquer mentally in the land after the greatest warriors name was King Mike Luster

by Isaiah Campbell December 7, 2019

high mike wazowski

when your buddy hits a dukie blunt and gets high as a kite

bro tom was high mike wazowski last night.

by poosock September 10, 2019

My Boy Mike

My boy Mike is a term for a sugar daddy. A Mike is usually more geared toward emotional support rather than financial aid. Mikes often are lactating and their milk is delicious.

"Who is that older guy you've been hanging out with lately?"
"Oh that's just my boy Mike."

by IrphanMcGee December 26, 2017

Mike D. Myers

Having the capability of breaking the the laws of physics, in everything you do, in the most ironic way possible.

Mike D. Myers--Playing mini golf, getting the ball stuck on a hill, without a flat top.

by Jose Andres Velveta the third December 9, 2012

Yummy Cummy Mike

When your girl is fully satisfied from ridin the stallion

My girl fell out after the Yummy Cummy Mike.

by anonymous December 30, 2021