Under intense pressures, he cannot get an erection, multiple people think he is homosexual, and he loves street racing and drinking buzz balls
by FortniteBalls68 March 21, 2022
Get the Mattmug. An absolute mockery of a male, long haired, has been rumoured to sleep with his Aunty Gai Waterhouse, base tan of a bondi solarium addict
by The Bondi Twitter tipster September 27, 2022
Get the Matt banderiamug. A man who portrays himself as one of the boys , but secretly deep down has to fulfil his desire to dress up as a Princess and braid his girl friends pubic hairs . He was well known in the community as a fun guy up until the year 2022, which was the year he incompetently sold his balls to a women.
by Stumpy mcdoodles July 13, 2022
Get the Mattmug. The biggest dumbass in the visible universe. This nigga is also a pussy and fights smaller niggas,he also puts yellow cake in his blunts and juul. This causes him to act even more retarded and arrogant. He always using excuses to cover his dodo covered tracks.
Nigga 2 is bullying and trying to fight a 2 month year old infant for his 200th cousin accidentally bumping into him in a crowded hallway
Nigga 1:"yo what are you doing"
Nigga 2:" bro, do make fun of me, im suicidal"
Nigga 1"you acting like a matt cry rn bruh"
Nigga 2:"Oh shit, you right"
*Nigga 2 dies instantly, coughing blood in the process*
Nigga 1:"yo what are you doing"
Nigga 2:" bro, do make fun of me, im suicidal"
Nigga 1"you acting like a matt cry rn bruh"
Nigga 2:"Oh shit, you right"
*Nigga 2 dies instantly, coughing blood in the process*
by Dawndolphin June 7, 2018
Get the Matt Crymug. People with the name Matt have the most voluptuous dicks and will 10000% rip your pussy in two. They get all the females. People call him, 'Mrs. Steal yo girl'. This hotty will show up outa no where and steal yo bitch.
by Johnisgay101 March 6, 2022
Get the Mattmug. Get the Mattmug. by MrHunt69 May 30, 2022
Get the Matt Huntmug.