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Mountain Man

A breed of men who are breezy and carefree to a major fault. They often jump around jobs, cities, and especially women. They often have dogs, are usually in their upper twenties into early thirties. They are deceiving because they seem sweet at first and are harder to spot.
I dated a mountain man, they really suck.
by kodak2021 August 20, 2021
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Mountain collide

When someone you know turns out to be gay and tells you he is really into assbumping. This refers to the colliding of 2 mountains. Als refers to the movie Brokeback Mountain.
Ho-lee-fuck, did you hear Bert pulling a mountain collide yesterday?
by Lord Bucket September 16, 2021
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Mountain mush

A sudden state of mental confusion or forgetfulness experienced by a retired individual after living in the countryside mountains for an extended period of time.
Loree: "I don't see the pickles in the grocery bag."
Bill: "Oooh I must've had a bad case of a mountain mush. I totally forgot!"
by JonGold November 24, 2021
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Mountain Dew INDIA

Mountain dew ringadingadingading
by YT:TheAndroidGamerBro May 3, 2024
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Broke Back Mountain

When 3 gay guys (fags) perform an Eiffel Fower but the 2 in the end hug instead of high five.
The other night Gage and Shane hugged during the Broke Back Mountain with Matt
by Dan&TylerNewWordGang October 17, 2021
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Mountain badger

A woman over the age of 50 sexually attracted to younger men
My grandmother is interested in my best friend. Definitely mountain badger activity!
by Xrock79 July 31, 2017
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Splash Mountain

When the shit in the porta potty becomes a mountain and the water splashes your ass
Dude I just got a splash mountain in the porta potty
by Construction workers May 1, 2020
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